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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

SHUT UUUUUP!


"If the election is McCain vs. Hillary, I'll vote for Hillary."
-Mr. Mormon
-2008
Oh yes he did too say it!!!

Shock and awe, my friends. Shock and awe.

6 comments:

MNBandMom said...

What EXACTLY did he have surgery on a while back?? 0_0

Mama said...

He's in the place I was in last election where I hoped Dems would win so that Pubs had a shot at the White House.

I am still in shock that Captain Conservative said that!!!!

Mr. Mormon said...

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird mutated by environmental pollution? Is it an F18 on a strike mission in the Middle East? No! It's Captain Conservative!!

Dun-dun-duuuun!! (Picture a Peter Pan pose with fists on hips and a cape blowing in the wind)

That's right, my fellow Americans. Capt Con is here to protect you from the evils of Demon-crats by doing my civic duty at the voting booth.

Eh? Wha?! Look over there!! What evil approaches us?!?

*Cpt Con quickly makes his anonymous vote while everyone's head is turned.*

Oh, nevermind. That's not true evil, just one of those Librarytarians. Just avoid your public library and you'll be safe from their plans to allow legal drugs for books and immoral acts between books of the same binding.

Well, I am off to do more work to ensure a more conservative America for all.

Up. Up! and .... watch me peel-out in my gas-guzzling, pollution-spitting, never-carpooling Mustang!

Mama said...

Watch out, sir. Mr. Fob is a librarian-to-be, I believe. And he is into super heroes/comics. Methinks he could take down Captain Conservative. He has actually dressed up as a super hero whereas you've only dreamt super hero-y dreams.

(Other ways you and Mr. Fob are similar - he's also had to battle the deadly foe - basal cell carcinoma. He's been recently attacked and is suffering from trauma to the head even as we type!)

Mr. Mormon said...

Apparently Ann Coulter agrees with me. She even said she'd campaign for Hillary if John McCain is the Republican Nominee.

http://slate.com/blogs/blogs/trailhead/archive/2008/02/01/coulter-for-hillary.aspx

Mr. Mormon said...

It's pretty much official now. Barring something extreme happening between now and the Republican National Convention, I'm all Hillary, all the way. Gooooo Clinton!