Setting - Picture me (which will be hard if you do not know what I look like - imagine a Catherine Zeta Jones look-alike in this case) driving like a maniac home from church. Picture the miniMormons looking pooped and whining they are huuuuuuuuungry and going to diiiiiiiiiiiiie. Picture me cleverly trying to redirect the children.
Mama - "So, what did you learn about in Primary today?"
2.0 - (my middle miniMormon) - "My class learned about Paul."
1.0 - (the oldest mini - who thinks she is the third parent) - "Which Paul? From the Bible? Paul Harvey?"
Mama - "Yes 1.0 - Paul Harvey! He is instrumental in our salvation."
Good day!
2 comments:
As MamaMormon only listens to good books on CD or gospel hymns in the car, then obviously the MiniMormons learned of Saint Paul Harvey from their father, Mr.Mormon. Soon they will know of other modern prophets such as Neil Bortz, Clark Howard, and our-savior-of-times The Great Maha-Rushie. We are very comprehensive in our gospel study. :-)
ROFL! RUSHIE? Heaven help us all!!
I love you, you conservative zealot...
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