Sure - we recognize the above list as sins. But periodically, I like to request that you, my gentle homeys, help me rate some of the less easily categorized transgressions. Ponder with me, once again, to determine if this is a sin? And if so, is it
Totally Telestial
Somewhat Satanic
or should I be
Auf-ed to Outer Darkness?
So - riddle me this? Is it a sin to have a potty word in your favorite exercise song if you really REALLY run faster to that song and you somewhat consider that, well, a spiritual experience? Does anything change *if* you find yourself, when in extreme shin pain, turning your iPod up louder to better hear the angry potty words and then, uhh, smiling?
