...I believe things should live up to their names. If you say you are butt paste, I know immediately what you are. Same with carpet cleaner or stain remover. I would expect those things to, respectively, paste my bum, clean my carpet, and remove my stains.
Which brings me to my point that...Fantastik is not so much Fantastick-y.
I was told it was the best stain remover out there. I wondered about that claim, seeing as it doesn't say "stain remover" on my bottle. (Is there another Fantastik?) Perhaps my mother-in-law was smoking crack when she made that claim?
It isn't the best stain remover. In fact, it hasn't gotten a single stain out, yet. And it managed to ruin a shirt. A very high-quality $2.50 Wal-Mart flag tee is now trash, good people.
So, I finally moved Fantastik from the laundry room to the kitchen. I thought surely there, it would live up to its name.
Nope.
It's not Fantastik at cleaning off your range. It's not Fantastik at cleaning the smudges off of your very white fridge. It's not Fantastik at getting grime off the counter.
Folks, it's not even Groovy or Helpful.
It could pass as Marginal.
I just thought I should let the world know.
