A kind and loving Mother's Day breakfast

Today was our Second Annual Mother's Day Breakfast for Mama's Mama and Mr. Mormon's Mama.  Ohh - we spoiled them rotten with kindness on this most lovely day.

4 M (aka "Jackie Oh" and "Mama's Mama" ) and 5 M (Mr. Mormon's Mama) were welcomed by a handcrafted sign, prepared specially for the day by 2.0.  Clever little child.

Then, 3.0 escorted each guest to the table which had been lovingly set by 1.0, complete with place cards and fresh flowers.  Nothing but the best for our 4 and 5 M!

Next it was time for food.  We had menus prepared for the Ms to review, and 1.0 and 2.0 were their waiters.  Peruse the house specialties for yourself!

Welcome to the Happy H-name Harvest

Menu

(Large print version for ancient mothers and their spouses, available upon request.)

Starters

Choice of juice, water, or (back by popular demand) you can –

Make it moo with milk

Assorted pastries

Fresh fruit

Main Attractions

Southwest  Sensation

A tasty mix of sausage, egg, green peppers, onion, and potato – prepared to perfection - ole!!

H-name HoDown

A family favorite of hash browns, eggs, and sausage topped with cheddar cheese and full of YUM!  Takes ya back to your childhood – provided you had a mother who ever cooked you a decent breakfast, which none of us really did, but we aren’t going to go there right now.

Strawberry Strata

A delightful blend of cream and ricotta cheeses, eggs, honey, milk and strawberries baked brilliantly over brioche.  Mmmmm!!

A bit of everything!

Yes – you know you want it all!  Let us make you a plate with a sampling of all our best creations!  It’s like a Blue Plate Special, but…not, because those are tacky,and we’re more cute than tacky.

 

Seconds are highly recommended by the management.

Generous tipping ensures food is hygienically prepared next year.

And of course, with every good meal, one needs good music!  Only the best for our moms - so Mr. Mormon hand picked several lovely selections for 4 and 5 M's listening enjoyment - including peaceful ditties like 

Tainted Love 

Parents Just Don't Understand

SuperFreak

Another One Bites the Dust

Bad to Bone

Drama Queen

I Hate Myself for Loving You

and, of course

Families Can Be Together Forever

sniff - it was so emotional!

It was another special holiday for us sentimental saps.  Happy Mother's Day 4 and 5 M!  Thanks for birthing us out!  We hope we were worth it!  We pledge to pick a good home to put you in when you're (even older) geezers!