This week in RATE THAT SIN!

Sure - we recognize the above list as sins.  But periodically, I like to request that you, my gentle homeys, help me rate some of the less easily categorized transgressions.  Ponder with me, once again, to determine if this is a sin? And if so, is it

Totally Telestial

Somewhat Satanic

or should I be

Auf-ed to Outer Darkness?

So - riddle me this? Is it a sin to have a potty word in your favorite exercise song if you really REALLY run faster to that song and you somewhat consider that, well, a spiritual experience? Does anything change *if* you find yourself, when in extreme shin pain, turning your iPod up louder to better hear the angry potty words and then, uhh, smiling?

This week in, "Is this a sin?"....

...we examine the level of sinfulness of the following transgression.

---Forgetting it is Fast Sunday, and gulping a Diet Dr. Pepper to recover from a friend's shocking email revelation.

Rate that sin.

Totally Telestial

Somewhat Satanic

Aufed in Outer Darkness

Is it a...

....on a windy, cold, rainy day to just buy some macaroni salad for the ward picnic rather than make it?

I mean, this stuff is fixing to get rained on for all 5 families who are diehard enough to show up in this weather to a picnic.

If I just buy some macaroni salad, it'll cost a fortune, but it's longer I can stay in my jammies and I won't resent all that work going into something that I a. will never in a million years eat and b. will watch get rained on.

But then I promised my friend I'd help her by making macaroni salad.

To go to my Bill Clinton place, I guess this all depends on what the definition of "make" is.

These are the real trials and dramas of life people. Macaroni salad construction. You think you know travails? This here's a travail.