Between Mr. Mormon and myself, we're rather in the thick of dealing with crud.
His family has the unsavory task of dealing with his recently deceased and longtime estranged father's "stuff." He's found two suitcases full of papers to go through and there's still much more to find. But he needs a hazmat team to help him finish.
No, seriously. Hazmat.
I'm trying like mad to get 3.0 squared away and get some speech services provided to her through our insurance, which is a logistics nightmare at best. Call the therapist - call the doctor - call the teacher - call the doctor back - call the therapist back - call the billing department back - call the insurance - call the insurance - call the insurance - email the therapist and the billing department.....
We have a PPO, but we still have to use in-network providers or else. (Sort of makes you wonder why it's a PPO?) But there are no in-network speech providers in my area. Or within the next 75 miles. And - gosh - there are NO approved speech therapists in all of Florida for my baby.
Seriously.
What do YOU think the chances are that they are going to cover my kid's speech?
Yeah - that's about what I thought. At least I didn't have to traipse through bodily fluids to get my task completed. Mr. Mormon wins there. Fear Factor family issues trump my multi-media insurance capers.
On top of all of that, my car needs an oil change, I need to make a total of six doctors' appointments for the kids and I, I continue to be coughing up a lung, and my Scooba is still dead so I'm having to keep it old school in mopping. (Old school meaning I use the carpet cleaner's hard floor attachment - I'm not REALLY mop-mopping. Puh-lease. I don't even own one anymore.)
I wish I could hire someone to sort this all out for us.
Seriously - I want to hire someone. So - are any of you willing? I'll pay you what I make an hour to handle this for us. Any takers?
Thanks in advance! You're so nice. Seriously! Call me when you're done - I'm going to the beach.
